“I like riff raff. I like being a child, I like being an old man. I like being a whiner when I’m sick. I like to flirt with my #twittercrush. I like being a bit confrontational. I like being close.”

“We just have to move! That means that we have to work hard…then we will play even harder!”

“No, not pretty! Exceptionally handsome, smokin’ hot!”

“I set the trends and then move on to set the next. I want something more. I want something different and bigger!”

“Everlasting perfection and completeness!!! Wow!”

“I can’t thank you enough for noticing me and for saying hello in such a seductive and winning manner. I could have never forgiven you if you had deprived me of the fun of knowing you!”

“Anyway, we can do any of these things or not. Invite anyone or not. Talk about anything we care to. In short, our power is staggering! We are obnoxiousness waiting to happen.”

“Yes! We will have a blast! So much ahead, but honestly, all of it fun.”

“For me, business IS sex. Not really. I just like saying crap like that.”

“I adore you, but at the moment we are in a duel to the death. The fact is, Darling, you are easy.”

“When it comes to brattiness, you are a paragon and I a lowly understudy. However, when it comes to enjoying games, I’m wicked awesome. Seriously: Be. Afraid. I’m loving it more than you are, yet, as you say, we haven’t even begun.”

“But only if it is riotously funny, deeply fascinating or blindingly revelatory.”

“Aaarrrgggh! Did I mention that, second to hating being in front of a camera, I hate being recorded on a microphone?”

“God forfend that I attain perfection this early in my lifetime!”

“I am eager to talk to you soon, just for the sheer fun and adventure of it.”